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  • scottsjack
    Apr 1, 07:52 PM
    Almost word-for-word, the exact same argument that was made by Luddites against these fancy, new-fangled mouse and GUI-based computers back in the mid-80s.

    I don't think that barmann was making a case against a new technology that didn't fit the old ways like when mice were first introduced. His point was that as much as iPad fanboys want it to be the coolist thing ever that will replace all those old-fashioned computers there are differences in machines between consumer ones and those used by professionals.

    It's not expected that consumers are going to know the short comings of their iPads any more than they know the shortcomings of their flat screen TVs. Even the new MBPs have professional use issue because of their displays. The MBPs are of limited pro use as long as one knows their limitations where as the iPad is of almost no pro use other than "look at this".

    One really funny thing is all devices now that can make an iPad seem like a laptop! Boxes that keyboards fit into and cases that stand up are laughable because as nice as an iPad is it really sucks as a computer compared to the cheapest Air or MBP.





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  • Shawnpk
    Apr 27, 11:09 PM
    If someone stood there for even more than the time it took to read the price tags and the capacity...





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  • Hrududu
    Apr 1, 01:07 AM
    You've already got a Plus, so why not go for something else like an SE/30, 128k, Fat Mac, or a Classic II instead?





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  • Adidas Addict
    Apr 25, 09:23 AM
    My sisters upgrade is due and she has no desire for a new phone so she has kindly said she'll get an iPhone 4 for me for her free upgrade :). Going to wait til later this week for the white one as it looks so much better than the black too me.



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  • manu chao
    Apr 4, 05:49 PM
    um, you do realize theres a diff between emailing YOU, and marketing your personal data, right?

    this isnt about email from the pub. its about them marketing your data to others, whether you get spam from it or not.
    Yes, I have seen there are two checkboxes, I even mentioned it in my post. Check or uncheck either one as you like. Maybe you don't like e-mails about new features in their app, then just uncheck both. Or you are fine with receiving e-mail from FT then uncheck only the bottom one.
    With Apple's simplified system, you only decide whether to hand over your data to the publisher, you cannot decide what they then do with this data.





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  • French
    Apr 15, 06:39 PM
    I have a bunch of errors in console and I have NO idea what they could mean, and have also felt my computer is running hotter since updating to 10.6.7, though don't know for sure since I didn't regulate temps prior to the update.

    But bottom line is I'm at 145 F CPU temps and all I'm doing is surfing the internet on Safari.

    Anyway, console errors...I don't have a clue and am wondering if they could be causing extra processing of some type resulting in the higher temps.

    Here are a few of them:
    4/15/11 7:28:02 PM DashboardClient[3758] com.weather.widget.Forecast: updating...
    4/15/11 7:28:02 PM com.apple.Dock.agent[163] 2011-04-15 19:28:02.541 DashboardClient[3758:a03] com.weather.widget.Forecast: updating...
    4/15/11 7:28:03 PM DashboardClient[3758] CGSSetSurfaceColorSpace failed - error 1001 (windowID:382)
    4/15/11 7:28:03 PM com.apple.Dock.agent[163] 2011-04-15 19:28:03.177 DashboardClient[3758:a03] CGSSetSurfaceColorSpace failed - error 1001 (windowID:382)
    4/15/11 7:28:03 PM DashboardClient[3758] CGSSetSurfaceColorSpace failed - error 1001 (windowID:382)
    4/15/11 7:28:03 PM com.apple.Dock.agent[163] 2011-04-15 19:28:03.177 DashboardClient[3758:a03] CGSSetSurfaceColorSpace failed - error 1001 (windowID:382)

    Something seems to be going on with Dashboard...I tried to delete some widgets and got a bunch more error messages:

    4/15/11 7:36:44 PM com.apple.Dock.agent[163] 2011-04-15 19:36:44.012 DashboardClient[3757:a03] CGSOrderSurface failed - error 1001 (window:380, surface:138913923, otherSurface:0, place:0)
    4/15/11 7:36:44 PM com.apple.Dock.agent[163] Fri Apr 15 19:36:44 MacBook-Air.local DashboardClient[3757] <Error>: kCGErrorIllegalArgument: CGSRemoveSurface: Invalid window 0x17c
    4/15/11 7:36:44 PM com.apple.Dock.agent[163] 2011-04-15 19:36:44.013 DashboardClient[3757:a03] CGSRemoveSurface failed - error 1001 (window:380, surface:138913923,)

    Can anyone help me? For what it's worth I don't even use the Dashboard so it's even more disturbing to appear to have issues with it when I don't use it.



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  • iDisk
    Mar 23, 12:06 PM
    Serlet, is a pure (if you will) technical computer engineer... He get enjoyment about scientific computation, advanced algorithms, multi-threaded efficiency. The guy was nicknamed the "mad scientist" by Jobs himself, not because of his appearance, but because of he advanced studies in engineering and scientific computation.

    He's like the man in the tech French community.

    I can understand why he may want to leave, he's been gradually selling off his stock of Apple in recent years as well, so this makes sense.

    Apple is more iOS then OS X and since Forstall heads the iOS development, there was no viable way Bertrand could have stayed on when Apple decided to merge the OS's.

    I say it's a big loss for Apple. Though Craig should be a pleasant transition, and maybe a more frequent keynote speaker, since he's more understandable to the public.

    Serlet will be missed. He's pretty much one of the Core brains behind OS X





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  • Lord Blackadder
    Mar 16, 06:43 PM
    It's impossible to be 100% certain is a crap response, because in many cases it is 100% certain, and i've named a few already.

    That is false. Even lawyers agree that 100% certainty is impossible. That is why we have the term "reasonable doubt". The 5 men wrongly sentenced to death in Ohio went through what was supposed to be an exceptionally thorough legal process, yet it still failed them.

    Also, the whole financial issue is very debatable and i don't think anyone here has solid figures on it.

    An unconvincing statement. Prove it.

    The only reason it may cost more to execute someone is because of all the appeals and court costs, this can easily be fixed so execution is the most economical way.

    Stalin, Gaddafi and Kim Jong Il would agree. You're in good company there.

    I'm not going any further into this because my stance that some people are unworthy of life won't change. Peace out girl scout.

    Don't labor under the illusion that I or anyone else cares what you think. Frankly I do not. You've added nothing to this discussion but emotional responses and baiting, after which you've abandoned what is clearly a lost cause. I think that speaks for itself.



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  • room237
    Mar 23, 10:23 AM
    Worst headshot ever





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    Nov 23, 03:27 PM
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  • SandboxGeneral
    Dec 28, 06:25 PM
    Check the FAQ and ALL your questions will be answered.





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    Aug 6, 08:36 PM
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  • URFloorMatt
    Apr 28, 08:56 AM
    The key will be when Verizon gets the iPhone 5, as many have already said. But I don't see how contract commitments would be holding back current Verizon customers. Verizon customers have never bought a phone en masse like AT&T users with iPhones. Current AT&T customers looking to switch, however, would presumably be locked in to a 3GS contract for at least another couple of months, though at this point the ETF on a June or July 2009 contract is substantially less than another month of service. But they probably also believe a new iPhone will be coming in June, which might explain why they're content to sit tight.

    Nothing about the CDMA iPhone matters until the new edition is released. Then we'll get a clearer picture of iPhone interest.





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  • roadbloc
    Mar 31, 11:46 AM
    This isn't supposed to happen

    The iPad isn't a "serious" computer. It's just a toy.
    I'm guessing this is sarcasm.

    It is a toy. You can't seriously think that professionals are going to depend on Photoshop for iPad and throw away their computer can you? That's like throwing away your computer because GarageBand is also available on the iPad, and attempting to produce an album on an iPad. Impossible.

    No matter what Steve says, it is a toy! I think it is brilliant you can do these things on such a simple product for the average user, but they are nothing more than for... the average user.



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  • Slurpy2k8
    Mar 23, 11:01 AM
    Now if this guy is not leaving to retire. Then RIP Apple. Seriously, if Apple thinks I want my computer to resemble an overgrown iPad then they can loose my money and I'll be buying an Alienware.
    Microsoft seem to be the only ones that still get computers? Apple has done brilliantly as well but I really do worry that they have an itch to dumb them down to ridiculous levels!!

    Then again...... perhaps the man is leaving because he just is not comfortable with the talk from other employee's about where they want to take Apple after Mr Jobs leaves which is no doubt going to be very soon. I have a feeling they want to go in an entirely new direction..

    IMO you don't leave a massively successful company after 22 years without a reason unless your retiring.

    I'm sure Apple won't miss 'loosing' your money (seriously, why the hell can't people spell this word right), nor do they give a damn what you think, as they seem to understand what most people want, more so than any other company on the planet. I have the Lion beta installed, and it's by far their best release yet. Goodluck with the alienware.





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  • wingnut8
    Oct 9, 03:28 PM
    can anyone confirm no additional themes like in the original tweetie? it may sound lame but i liked the chat bubble theme and was one of the reasons i bought tweetie in the first place
    wondering the same.



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  • Blakjack
    Nov 19, 09:51 PM
    Word on the street.......if u go into tj maxx through the back, they have a genius bar. Ssssshhhh.....don't tell anybody though.





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  • Consultant
    Mar 21, 01:30 AM
    Not worth it.

    Charge more so you won't have these type of "clients."

    Not sure about design, but for photography, when you charge over $1000 (I charge more) per day, you only deal with professionals. ;)





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  • Resist
    Apr 20, 04:19 PM
    Open iTunes, click on your email address in the upper right. Enter your password and click view your account.





    Dwalls90
    Apr 6, 12:31 PM
    Well based on the news that Apple's new NC data center was the largest for a single company. I would say yes.

    No way ... each gmail account gets upwards of 7 gigabytes of storage ... do you even know how many gmail accounts there are?

    Google definitely has more than Apple, it may be that they spread it over multiple data centers, so it's not counted as one.





    Heavy Fluid
    Oct 1, 12:09 PM
    Continuing with my Heat theme.

    Question...anyone know where i can change the SD card and jumpdrive icons in Candybar?


    You don't. You change the icon when the drive is plugged in. It should let you.





    HeavenlyYeti
    Jun 21, 07:06 PM
    I need a good one, but there are so many. Recommend me some cool, stylish ones. Emphasis on cool. Thanks!





    cambookpro
    Apr 11, 12:22 PM
    I feel all MacBooky :D

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    zephonic
    Apr 27, 01:21 PM
    So I found these on Intel's site, but I assume these are not the Sandybridge Xeons that everyone is saying will be in the next MacPros? What's the difference?

    http://ark.intel.com/MySearch.aspx?s=t&CodeNameText=Sandy%20Bridge&Sockets=1155