I have entered the New Yorker’s Cartoon Caption Contest almost weekly virtually since it began and have never even been a finalist. Mark Twain advised: “Write without pay until somebody offers to pay you. If nobody offers within three years, sawing wood is what you were intended for.” I have done more writing for free for the New Yorker in the last five years than for anybody in the previous 40 years.
Though I like this one, which didn't make it past censors
I've submitted what I thought were brilliancies to the contest a bunch of times to no avail.
Thumbs Up Mr. Ebert. Congrats.